Pheromones are a scientifically proven element of human and animal physiology. However, while we can also make a deal or make a date using language, animals produce pheromones as an instinctual way to point out a threat or lure a potential mate. Unfortunately by the same token, pheromones aren’t something we can offer to distil and add into your business cards!
Yes, sadly the PheroCard™ isn’t something we’re able to offer you right now. Science has done many great things but when it comes to the business world, there’s no scientific substitute for your own blend of sophistication and charisma.
As much as we’d love to be able to offer you the sweet smell of success, technology has not become advanced enough for us to offer a business card with built-in pheromones. (And if we could, you’d probably be paying a lot more for the privilege. Do you know how much a fake in-house Pheromone printing lab costs?)
Maybe one day we’ll be able to decide what secret scents we want to give off in order to have a successful career (not to mention love life!) but until then you’ll just have to make do with what’s left of our vast selection of business card printing options.
Happy April Fools' Day!
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